Raketforskarhögskolan

Inte särskilt välgjort men jag kunde inte låta bli.

Tyvärr är kansliet lågbemannat nu under sommarlovet på skol-kansliet men vi kommer snart igen med en ny termin och friska tag. Därför lånar jag en artikel från GoV i förra veckan om en turkisk haxxer 4 allah. En sann raketforskare som vi därför naturligtvis måste ta upp här också.

In recent days hundreds of websites have been hacked, with the results showing visitors an edited photo of Geert Wilders resembling a monkey. The hacker used the pseudonym aLpTurkTegin and called himself “the grandson of Ottoman”. This is reported by the newspaper De Telegraaf.

Enemies

The hacker claims with his action to wage a war against the enemies of Islam.

The picture is modified in such way that Wilders will still be recognizable but also shows great similarities with a monkey. In this way the hackers’ collective aLpTurkTegin is protesting against the Dutch politician who, in their eyes, has turned against Islam.

“Our war will continue against the ones who are against the real religion Islam,” is written in English under the picture. The same text can also be read in Turkish on the defaced sites. The hackers call themselves “Ottoman grandchild”.

May we present to you: the Little Anti-Wilders Hacker

Name: Volkan
Surname: Agbulak
Birth Date: April 29, 1990
Birth Place: Istanbul
Country: Turkey
Occupation: HACKERRR (Student)
Hobbies: Rap

More information about Mr. Waste Bin [Dutch pun on the hacker’s surname] HERE and HERE and HERE . You may stop searching. The internetters again have solved everything…

Och vill ni läsa GoV’s fulla artikel om den lille dyngbaggen, så kan ni göra det här:

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2009/08/making-monkey-out-of-geert-wilders.html#readfurther

Så att ni får nåt att njuta av på semestern nu innan vardagen börjar om på nytt inom ett par veckor.

Metalmatte har efter en tids frånvaro gjort comeback. Den här gången är videon tyvärr inte animerad men den är ändå rätt rolig. ABOOO!!!!

Det kan nämligen leda till mun-cancer. Nya revolutionerande raketforskar-rön! Här har vi en trio som slagit sina kloka huvuden ihop. Hjärntrusten består av: Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi, Dr. Ali Jum`ah och Dr. Sabri `Abdul Ra’ouf.

Muslim jurists are of the opinion that it is lawful for the husband to perform cunnilingus on his wife, or a wife to perform the similar act for her husband (fellatio) and there is no wrong in doing so. But if sucking leads to releasing semen, then it is Makruh (blameworthy), but there is no decisive evidence (to forbid it).

These parts are not dirty like anus, but it is ordinarily disgusting to man. But there is no decisive evidence to make it unlawful, especially if the wife agrees with it or achieves orgasm by practicing it. Allah, Exalted and Glorified be He, says: ”And who guard their modesty, save from their wives or the slaves, that I heir right hands possess, for then they are not blameworthy, but Who so craveth beyond that, such are transgressors.” (Al-Mu’minun: 5-7)”

In the light of this, scholars maintain that the husband is allowed to enjoy his wife through any means of enjoyment except anal sex, for that is strictly forbidden.

Och om ytterligare några få månader får vi höra Gert Fylking utbrista: Äntligen!!

Ja, vad tror ni?

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=Islamonline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503543892

Vet inte riktigt vad som händer just nu faktiskt. Mycket med djinner just nu verkar det som. Och inte bara är det våra konvertiter som bekymrar sig här i, den ännu ett tag till civiliserade världen men den här historian kommer från Bangla Desh. Vad har jag då lärt mig av detta? Tror jag får lägga upp en speciell kurs i Djinn-kunskap här på skolan. Glöm ej att skicka in era ansökningar till höstens kurser och att kontakta CSN (syftar ej på Crosby, Stills & Nash här, sådant är ju haram här på skolan ), bara säg att ni är musslor så kastar dom pengarna över er.

Police in northern Bangladesh said they have arrested dozens of swindlers who conned people out of their money by calling them on mobile phones and pretending to be genies with supernatural powers.

”It has become an epidemic here,” said Farhad bin Imrul Kayes, police chief of Gobindaganj district.

”In the last three months alone we have arrested 24 of these so-called ‘kings of genies’, some of whom have even become rich in just a year,” he told AFP.

The scammers would gather personal information about their victims beforehand, call them and speak ”in a tone similar to Arabic,” Kayes said.

Resten står här:

http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/07/13/78589.html

As early as the 1920s Belgian medievalist Henri Pirenne located the proverbial smoking gun. But it was not in the hands of the Goths or Vandals, or the Christian Church: it was in the hands of those people whom it had, even then, become fashionable to credit with saving Western Civilization: the Arabs. The evidence, as Pirenne was at pains to show in his posthumously published Mohammed and Charlemagne (1938) was incontrovertible. From the mid-seventh century the Mediterranean had been blockaded by the Arabs. Trade with the great centers of population and culture in the Levant, a trade which had been the mainstay of Western Europe’s prosperity, was terminated. The flow of all the luxury items which Pirenne found in the records of the Spanish Visigoths and the Merovingians of Gaul, came to an abrupt end, as Arab pirates scoured the seas. The flow of gold to the West dried up. Gold coinage disappeared, and the great cities of Italy, Gaul and Spain, especially the ports, which owed their wealth to the Mediterranean trade, became mere ghost towns. Worst of all, perhaps, from the perspective of culture and learning, the importation of papyrus from Egypt ceased. This material, which had been shipped into Western Europe in vast quantities since the time of the Roman Republic, was absolutely essential for a thousand purposes in a literate and mercantile civilization; and the ending of the supply had an immediate and catastrophic effect on levels of literacy. These dropped, almost overnight, to levels perhaps equivalent to those in pre-Roman times.

Pirenne stressed that the arrival of Islam effectively isolated Europe both intellectually and economically. And with this economic paralysis came war: the Muslim conquests were to unleash a torrent of violence against Europe. As a direct result of the Arab advance, by the seventh and eighth centuries, Christendom, the area within which Christianity was the dominant religion, diminished almost to vanishing-point. This catastrophic loss of territory – everything from northern Syria to the Pyrenees – took place in a space of two or three generations. In Western Europe there remained only a nucleus of Christian territory, comprising France, Western Germany, the Upper Danube and Italy (as well as Ireland and parts of Britain); and these regions felt themselves threatened also with imminent extinction: For the surviving Christian territories were besieged and under sustained attack from the north and east, as well as the south. As the Arabs sent army after army to plunder, destroy and occupy, they encouraged and, in some ways directed, further attacks on the core areas of Europe from other directions. Thus even the Viking onslaught, which devastated huge areas of the British Isles, France and northern Germany, was elicited by the Muslim demand for slaves. The latter is a fact not yet widely known, though well-accepted by professional historians: the Vikings, essentially, were piratical slave-traders, and their notorious expeditions across the seas to the west and along the great rivers of Russia to the east were elicited first and foremost by the Muslim demand for white-skinned concubines and eunuchs. Without Islam, there would almost certainly have been no Vikings. As it was, this trading-alliance between the barbarians of the North and the Muslims of Spain and North Africa was to bring Christian Europe to the brink of collapse.

http://www.islam-watch.org/iw-new/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=87:did-islam-destroy-the-classical-civilization&catid=90:book&Itemid=58

Islam som byfånen.

frankensketch. Islam as the village idiots. Profound apologies to the brilliant crew of Monty Python. But hey it’s like they left a loaded weapon lying around and I just picked it up and shot it off a few times. Remember, a Frankensketch is an attempt to make a live joke out of dead video. The results are not predictable. Pitchforks and torches are advised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HR5rXxAAYI#watch-main-area

Till min stora glädje har jag nu tillfälle att rapportera om nya raketforskningsrön från Saudiarabien. Ni som nyss diagnosticerats med någon form av cancer, fröjdas! Nu slipper ni strålning och cellgifter. Ja, vad skulle vi töntiga barbarer göra utan den högrestående muslimska kulturen? Hade vi då månne fortfarande krälat omkring i leran och utstött gutturala läten? Men frukten ej, mina bröder och systrar! Frälsningen är nära!

Dr. Faten Abdel-Rahman Khorshid is responsible for one of the Kingdom’s greatest national achievements in the field of science for her work which began with the urine of camels and concluded in a potential cure for cancer. After spending more than five years in lab research, this Saudi scientist and faculty member from King Abdul Aziz University (KAAU) and President of the Tissues Culture Unit at King Fahd Center for Medical Research, has discovered that nano-particles in the urine of camels can attack cancer cells with success. Her work began with experiments involving camel urine, cancer cells found in patients’ lungs and culminated in injecting mice with leukemic cancel cells and camel urine to test the results.

http://www.saudigazette.com.sa/index.cfm?method=home.regcon&contentID=2009071143333

Den dagen då Ni ber om ursäkt för 9/11, 7/7 och alla miljoner mördade och våldtagna kuffar då skall vi överväga en ursäkt. Tills dess får ni hålla till godo med:

Michael Jackson’s brain was removed during an autopsy by the L.A. Coroner and preserved in jar of formaldehyde like a common lab specimen. What’s to become of it?

Pathologists plan to study its tissues to try to unlock clues to the 50-year-old King of Pop’s untimely death from cardiac arrest. But after it reveals its secrets then what?

The brains of a number of famous people including President John F. Kennedy and scientist Albert Einstein also were removed. In Kennedy’s case, it was studied after his assassination, just like Jackson’s will be studied.

Many specimens end up at Walter Reed Hospital in Washington, D.C., which has a museum of medical oddities that is open to the public.

Frågan är väl snarare om den fanns där från början eller gick dom möjligtvis skilda vägar redan nån gång i tonåren? Vi får väl se om den välkände obducenten Michael Baden lyckas luska rätt på den lilla gåtan i framtiden.

http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=16&ArticleId=3738