Sverigedemokraten

juli 22, 2009 at 7:14 e m (Uncategorized)

Metalmatte har efter en tids frånvaro gjort comeback. Den här gången är videon tyvärr inte animerad men den är ändå rätt rolig. ABOOO!!!!

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Till alla kvinnor: Undvik att praktisera avsugning

juli 17, 2009 at 1:57 f m (Uncategorized)

Det kan nämligen leda till mun-cancer. Nya revolutionerande raketforskar-rön! Här har vi en trio som slagit sina kloka huvuden ihop. Hjärntrusten består av: Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi, Dr. Ali Jum`ah och Dr. Sabri `Abdul Ra’ouf.

Muslim jurists are of the opinion that it is lawful for the husband to perform cunnilingus on his wife, or a wife to perform the similar act for her husband (fellatio) and there is no wrong in doing so. But if sucking leads to releasing semen, then it is Makruh (blameworthy), but there is no decisive evidence (to forbid it).

These parts are not dirty like anus, but it is ordinarily disgusting to man. But there is no decisive evidence to make it unlawful, especially if the wife agrees with it or achieves orgasm by practicing it. Allah, Exalted and Glorified be He, says: ”And who guard their modesty, save from their wives or the slaves, that I heir right hands possess, for then they are not blameworthy, but Who so craveth beyond that, such are transgressors.” (Al-Mu’minun: 5-7)”

In the light of this, scholars maintain that the husband is allowed to enjoy his wife through any means of enjoyment except anal sex, for that is strictly forbidden.

Och om ytterligare några få månader får vi höra Gert Fylking utbrista: Äntligen!!

Ja, vad tror ni?

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=Islamonline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503543892

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En ny djinn-historia poppar upp

juli 14, 2009 at 9:27 e m (Uncategorized)

genielamp

Vet inte riktigt vad som händer just nu faktiskt. Mycket med djinner just nu verkar det som. Och inte bara är det våra konvertiter som bekymrar sig här i, den ännu ett tag till civiliserade världen men den här historian kommer från Bangla Desh. Vad har jag då lärt mig av detta? Tror jag får lägga upp en speciell kurs i Djinn-kunskap här på skolan. Glöm ej att skicka in era ansökningar till höstens kurser och att kontakta CSN (syftar ej på Crosby, Stills & Nash här, sådant är ju haram här på skolan :)), bara säg att ni är musslor så kastar dom pengarna över er.

Police in northern Bangladesh said they have arrested dozens of swindlers who conned people out of their money by calling them on mobile phones and pretending to be genies with supernatural powers.

”It has become an epidemic here,” said Farhad bin Imrul Kayes, police chief of Gobindaganj district.

”In the last three months alone we have arrested 24 of these so-called ‘kings of genies’, some of whom have even become rich in just a year,” he told AFP.

The scammers would gather personal information about their victims beforehand, call them and speak ”in a tone similar to Arabic,” Kayes said.

Resten står här:

http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/07/13/78589.html

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Sanningen om mussarnas ”gyllene tidsålder”

juli 13, 2009 at 5:28 f m (Uncategorized)

As early as the 1920s Belgian medievalist Henri Pirenne located the proverbial smoking gun. But it was not in the hands of the Goths or Vandals, or the Christian Church: it was in the hands of those people whom it had, even then, become fashionable to credit with saving Western Civilization: the Arabs. The evidence, as Pirenne was at pains to show in his posthumously published Mohammed and Charlemagne (1938) was incontrovertible. From the mid-seventh century the Mediterranean had been blockaded by the Arabs. Trade with the great centers of population and culture in the Levant, a trade which had been the mainstay of Western Europe’s prosperity, was terminated. The flow of all the luxury items which Pirenne found in the records of the Spanish Visigoths and the Merovingians of Gaul, came to an abrupt end, as Arab pirates scoured the seas. The flow of gold to the West dried up. Gold coinage disappeared, and the great cities of Italy, Gaul and Spain, especially the ports, which owed their wealth to the Mediterranean trade, became mere ghost towns. Worst of all, perhaps, from the perspective of culture and learning, the importation of papyrus from Egypt ceased. This material, which had been shipped into Western Europe in vast quantities since the time of the Roman Republic, was absolutely essential for a thousand purposes in a literate and mercantile civilization; and the ending of the supply had an immediate and catastrophic effect on levels of literacy. These dropped, almost overnight, to levels perhaps equivalent to those in pre-Roman times.

Pirenne stressed that the arrival of Islam effectively isolated Europe both intellectually and economically. And with this economic paralysis came war: the Muslim conquests were to unleash a torrent of violence against Europe. As a direct result of the Arab advance, by the seventh and eighth centuries, Christendom, the area within which Christianity was the dominant religion, diminished almost to vanishing-point. This catastrophic loss of territory – everything from northern Syria to the Pyrenees – took place in a space of two or three generations. In Western Europe there remained only a nucleus of Christian territory, comprising France, Western Germany, the Upper Danube and Italy (as well as Ireland and parts of Britain); and these regions felt themselves threatened also with imminent extinction: For the surviving Christian territories were besieged and under sustained attack from the north and east, as well as the south. As the Arabs sent army after army to plunder, destroy and occupy, they encouraged and, in some ways directed, further attacks on the core areas of Europe from other directions. Thus even the Viking onslaught, which devastated huge areas of the British Isles, France and northern Germany, was elicited by the Muslim demand for slaves. The latter is a fact not yet widely known, though well-accepted by professional historians: the Vikings, essentially, were piratical slave-traders, and their notorious expeditions across the seas to the west and along the great rivers of Russia to the east were elicited first and foremost by the Muslim demand for white-skinned concubines and eunuchs. Without Islam, there would almost certainly have been no Vikings. As it was, this trading-alliance between the barbarians of the North and the Muslims of Spain and North Africa was to bring Christian Europe to the brink of collapse.

http://www.islam-watch.org/iw-new/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=87:did-islam-destroy-the-classical-civilization&catid=90:book&Itemid=58

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Monty Pythons Islamic Circus

juli 12, 2009 at 10:57 e m (Uncategorized)

Islam som byfånen.

frankensketch. Islam as the village idiots. Profound apologies to the brilliant crew of Monty Python. But hey it’s like they left a loaded weapon lying around and I just picked it up and shot it off a few times. Remember, a Frankensketch is an attempt to make a live joke out of dead video. The results are not predictable. Pitchforks and torches are advised.

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Blanda mjölk och kamel-urin och vips – cancern är borta!!

juli 11, 2009 at 7:49 e m (Uncategorized)

Till min stora glädje har jag nu tillfälle att rapportera om nya raketforskningsrön från Saudiarabien. Ni som nyss diagnosticerats med någon form av cancer, fröjdas! Nu slipper ni strålning och cellgifter. Ja, vad skulle vi töntiga barbarer göra utan den högrestående muslimska kulturen? Hade vi då månne fortfarande krälat omkring i leran och utstött gutturala läten? Men frukten ej, mina bröder och systrar! Frälsningen är nära!

Dr. Faten Abdel-Rahman Khorshid is responsible for one of the Kingdom’s greatest national achievements in the field of science for her work which began with the urine of camels and concluded in a potential cure for cancer. After spending more than five years in lab research, this Saudi scientist and faculty member from King Abdul Aziz University (KAAU) and President of the Tissues Culture Unit at King Fahd Center for Medical Research, has discovered that nano-particles in the urine of camels can attack cancer cells with success. Her work began with experiments involving camel urine, cancer cells found in patients’ lungs and culminated in injecting mice with leukemic cancel cells and camel urine to test the results.

http://www.saudigazette.com.sa/index.cfm?method=home.regcon&contentID=2009071143333

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Mussarna kräver Tyskland på ursäkt för mördat huckle

juli 10, 2009 at 1:04 f m (Uncategorized)

Den dagen då Ni ber om ursäkt för 9/11, 7/7 och alla miljoner mördade och våldtagna kuffar då skall vi överväga en ursäkt. Tills dess får ni hålla till godo med:

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Wacko Jacko’s brain is missing… really!!

juli 9, 2009 at 11:27 e m (Uncategorized)

Michael Jackson’s brain was removed during an autopsy by the L.A. Coroner and preserved in jar of formaldehyde like a common lab specimen. What’s to become of it?

Pathologists plan to study its tissues to try to unlock clues to the 50-year-old King of Pop’s untimely death from cardiac arrest. But after it reveals its secrets then what?

The brains of a number of famous people including President John F. Kennedy and scientist Albert Einstein also were removed. In Kennedy’s case, it was studied after his assassination, just like Jackson’s will be studied.

Many specimens end up at Walter Reed Hospital in Washington, D.C., which has a museum of medical oddities that is open to the public.

Frågan är väl snarare om den fanns där från början eller gick dom möjligtvis skilda vägar redan nån gång i tonåren? Vi får väl se om den välkände obducenten Michael Baden lyckas luska rätt på den lilla gåtan i framtiden.

http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=16&ArticleId=3738

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Familj stämmer djinn inför domstol

juli 9, 2009 at 6:58 e m (Uncategorized)

MADINAH: A Shariah court in the town of Mahd Al-Dahab is taking up an important question: Can genies be summoned . . . to appear before a judge? According to Wednesday’s Al-Watan newspaper, a family has filed a lawsuit against an unnamed genie for stealing mobile phones, sending threatening voice messages through mobile phones imploring the family to move away and pelting family members with stones when they go out at night. The family has been living in the same house for 15 years, but claims that it only recently began to feel the presence of the genie over the past two years. “We have to look into this case and verify its truthfulness despite the difficulty of its consideration,” said Sheikh Amr Al-Salmi, the head of the local court. If he thinks it’s going to be difficult to verify these charges, just wait until the judge orders the genie to pay compensation.

http://arabnews.com/?page=1&section=0&article=124378&d=9&m=7&y=2009&pix=kingdom.jpg&category=Kingdom

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Det kom en kommentar från en musse

juli 8, 2009 at 7:28 f m (Uncategorized)

”Hej.. 🙂
Ni är allt roliga, troende är inte rädda för djinn… -.- De är icke-troende som är rädda för dessa djinn. Då vi söker skydd från djinn som samarbetar med satan på samma vis som vi söker skydd från allt ont från Allah, så betyder det inte att vi fruktar djinn. Nej. Djinn är skapat av eld och vi människor av lera. Djinn är inget att vara rädd för, de försvinner så fort man läser Koranen.

Jag undrar en vidare sak, har ni ens något liv? Eller varför har ni denna helt onödiga sidan?”

Så tycker konvertiten Amanda. Anledningen till att jag inte släpper genom det vanligt är att nya kommentatorer bara blir modererade första gången. Har jag en gång släppt igenom dem så är det fritt fram att spamma med dumheter sedan. Förvisso föredrar jag free speech men tar ändå det säkra för det osäkra. Det finns en minnesvärd replik i David Cronenbergs kult-klassiker Scanners: I have these friends. I don’t want them, but I have them. Jag kan mycket väl tänka mig att dom som driver Politiskt Inkorrekt känner ungefär så där över den där PK-Jan. Så därför får ni nöja er med att få era kommentarer i lite ovanlig form. Har ingen lust att ha er på halsen ad infinitum…

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